captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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